1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,120 Step right up! Who wants to play whack -a -mole? Win yourself a stuffed dog! 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,800 Daddy, can I play? 3 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:09,820 Uh, I don't know, Dominic. You have to win to get the prize, and this kid's a 4 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:10,799 lot older than you. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,800 Can I try? 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,840 All right, why not? 7 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:15,580 Here you go, buddy. 8 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:17,420 We'll give it a shot. 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,380 Just one more player. Need one more player for whack -a -mole. Win yourself 10 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:23,380 stuffed dog! 11 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:28,180 I'll play. 12 00:00:33,639 --> 00:00:35,840 All right, players, get your hammers ready. 13 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:39,700 On your mark, get set. Hold on a second. 14 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:43,660 What's more important to you, playing the game or winning the dog? 15 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,460 I want the dog. Give me the hammer. 16 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:51,220 Move, Nathan. 17 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:53,680 The daddies are playing this one. 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,400 On your mark. 19 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,640 Jimmy, honey, I know it's Saturday and everything, but are you going to shower 20 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,640 today? 21 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,080 Why, are we going somewhere? 22 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,080 Look, honey, I know I've never been the pickiest wife in the world, but you're 23 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,800 starting to slip a little. You know, I mean, you hardly ever clip your toenails 24 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,800 anymore. 25 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,400 You jab me all night long. It's like sleeping with a mongoose. 26 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,780 Hey, look, you know something? Maybe I keep my toenails long as a defense 27 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,300 mechanism against your scratchy, unshaven legs. 28 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:50,280 Yeah, that's right. The mongoose has to fight off the porcupine. 29 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,200 Wow, I guess I'm slipping, too, huh? 30 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,480 Oh, my God, we're going to end up like the couple if you shuffle around the 31 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,460 in their sweatpants like it's a competition to see who could care less. 32 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:08,670 All right, I'll tell you what. I will shower and clip my nails if you shave 33 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:09,930 legs every couple of days. Deal? 34 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,170 Nah, screw it. 35 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,630 Hey. 36 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,130 So? Did you guys get in a minivan? 37 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:25,070 Yep. She's mad because she didn't get to haggle with the salesperson. 38 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,410 What do you mean? You paid sticker? 39 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:30,170 No, I went on the internet last night. I found out exactly how much it should 40 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:33,150 cost, and we were in and out of there in an hour. You took all the fun out of 41 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,470 it. Now, where's the thrill? 42 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,740 I love watching some pathetic loser beg me to say yes for six hours until he's 43 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,540 sweating through his polyester blazer. 44 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,920 Sounds like when Jimmy proposed to me. 45 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:51,840 So where is it? We're picking it up tomorrow. 46 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,760 What'd you do with the old one? 47 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,020 Trading it in. 48 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:58,380 What do you mean? Dude, you're trading it in? They are ripping you off. 49 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,330 You'd get a much better price if you sell it yourself. 50 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:03,690 No, I don't sell cars. I'd have to fix every little thing that's wrong with it. 51 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,430 Plus, with the kids, there's food stuck everywhere. 52 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,870 Yeah, I know what you mean. 53 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:09,610 I got crumbs and dried milk in every crevice. 54 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,410 I thought you didn't let the kids eat in your car. 55 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:13,810 I'm not talking about my car. 56 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:22,650 It's a Cheerio. 57 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,310 Where the hell did that come from? 58 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:38,440 those things that are wrong with your car they would be really easy to fix 59 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,880 maybe for you but me and fixing cars we just don't mix you know it's like oil 60 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:49,740 and a guy that doesn't like to touch oil come on no if besides 61 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:53,360 if i sell it myself you know i'm gonna have to deal with the jerks calling all 62 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,640 the time i'm gonna have to go on test drives with the idiots i just don't want 63 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,000 to deal with people you ever think you might be happier living in a cave 64 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:04,860 It's crossed my mind. 65 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,480 Listen, man, I can't sit here and let them rip you off. Let me work on the 66 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:10,620 I'll sell it for you. 67 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,140 No. No, no, no, listen, man. I really, I like doing this kind of stuff. 68 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,260 Besides, this way you can make some money and you don't have to do anything. 69 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:20,220 Well, I'll tell you what, Jimmy. If you want to put the time and effort into 70 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,000 doing this, you can keep the extra money. All I want is what they were 71 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 give me for the trade. 72 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:25,099 You're kidding. 73 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,320 No, I mean, you're doing the work. You should get the money. 74 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,380 Oh, thanks, man. 75 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,660 No problem. 76 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,440 What night this week do we have spaghetti? 77 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,300 Thursday night, I believe. 78 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,800 I gotta take a shower. 79 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,460 Hey. 80 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,360 Looks like Jimmy's got a customer for the minivan out there. 81 00:05:56,820 --> 00:06:00,340 Yeah, yeah. They came back from a test drive and they've been talking in the 82 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,560 front seat for half an hour. 83 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,300 Well, either they're closing the deal or Jimmy's trying to get the guy to take 84 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,300 off his bra. 85 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,640 Hey, did you sell the car? Yeah. 86 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,499 Nice work. 87 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,379 What'd you get for it? 88 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:16,440 Well, actually, I can't believe it, but I got $3 ,000 over the trade -in value. 89 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,500 Wow, you're kidding. 90 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:23,120 Nope. But I did tell the guy as a bonus he can bring over his family and use the 91 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,120 pool anytime. 92 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,300 But we don't have a pool. 93 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,420 Yeah, I told him we live in a house across the street. 94 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:38,910 Listen, I had no idea I was going to make this much money. Why don't we split 95 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,690 it? No, Jimmy, you put a lot of effort into this. You deserve it. 96 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:43,150 I can't believe this. 97 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,790 What are you going to do with all the money? 98 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:48,350 Gosh, I don't know, man. I mean, usually I'm so far behind that whenever I get 99 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:50,670 money, people are lying enough to take it back for me, you know? 100 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:54,610 Visa, the phone company, those home shopping bastards that sell those Civil 101 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:55,610 chess sets. 102 00:06:56,630 --> 00:07:00,330 I mean, I thought the whole set cost $50, not like 50 per piece. 103 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:03,550 What would you do with the money? 104 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,090 Me? Yeah. 105 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,240 I really want to do the smart thing with the money. 106 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,580 Well, I'm just surprised because you've never come to me for something like this 107 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:14,380 before. Well, no, it's just that money is your area of expertise. I want to 108 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:15,159 what you have to say. 109 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,160 Well, thanks, man. 110 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:19,920 In college, I took some of the fraternity's money and doubled it with a 111 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,940 smart stock picks. 112 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:22,820 Really? 113 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,840 One time in my fraternity, I made $300 eating a handful of kitty litter. 114 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:32,520 Okay, well, great. Hey, hey, listen, so what do you think I should do with the 115 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,369 money? 116 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,410 Well, my advice is to look ahead. You know, look towards the future. 117 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:39,570 Dominic and Logan are growing up really fast. You don't want to regret not 118 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,730 having done enough for them. 119 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:44,830 Yeah, you know what? That's smart. And what about your future? I mean, you've 120 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,770 got to make sure you're happy. You know, where do you see yourself in 20 years? 121 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,350 I don't know. Where do you see me in 20 years? 122 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:53,250 Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions. 123 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:04,710 Oh. Great, what's wrong? 124 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:09,470 I was in the bathroom gargling and a daddy long legs landed on my forehead. I 125 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,090 swallowed four ounces of scope. 126 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:13,730 You okay? 127 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:17,370 Yeah, well, I had to dry heaves for five minutes, but it smelled delightful. 128 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,750 What's all that stuff? 129 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:23,670 Well, Jimmy and I were talking about what he should do with the money made, 130 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,310 last night I downloaded some information on mutual funds. If we pick the right 131 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:30,470 stock, you know, historically it should double every eight or nine years. 132 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,980 I knew I should have married a nerd. 133 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,559 Hey, guys, come on. I want to show you something outside. 134 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,820 Wow, you really did a lot of research for Jimmy. Yeah, it felt good that he'd 135 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:47,220 come to me for advice. And more importantly, it's nice to see him 136 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,280 responsible about money. 137 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,440 Check it out. 138 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,620 I bought a boat. 139 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,680 Wow. 140 00:09:04,609 --> 00:09:06,190 You bought a boat. 141 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,970 Jimmy, are you sure this is a smart thing to do? Yeah, it's going to be 142 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:15,730 over the weekend. So you spent the whole $3 ,000 on this thing? Yeah, the guy 143 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:18,610 gave me a great deal. And I'm not the only one who thinks so, you know. All of 144 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:21,030 his neighbors were cheering and waving as I drove it off his front lawn. 145 00:09:25,570 --> 00:09:28,830 I don't know about this, Jimmy. I mean, what about the advice that Greg gave 146 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:31,410 you? Yeah, what about the advice I gave you? What are you guys talking about? I 147 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:33,210 bought this boat because of Greg's advice. 148 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:37,090 Christine, how wonderful is it going to be for our family's future with all of 149 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:40,150 us out on a boat? I mean, once I get this thing running, I'm telling you... 150 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,150 doesn't even run? 151 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:45,810 Jimmy, this was not my advice. This is totally irresponsible. 152 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:50,370 Wait a minute. What is irresponsible about creating memories for our kids 153 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:51,370 are going to last a lifetime? 154 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,470 I wish my dad had bought a boat. 155 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:58,070 The only family outings I remember were car trips to Richmond and picking my 156 00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:59,070 cousins from detox. 157 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:04,660 Well, I guess... could be fun. I don't know. I kind of always dreamed of owning 158 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:07,420 a boat. Yeah, and look, man, there's seats for all four of us, plus room for 159 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:11,220 kids. Oh, honey, I don't think the kids are old enough to be on a boat, but I 160 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:13,700 think they should wait a few years before they see their mother drunk and 161 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,700 topless. 162 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,000 I can't believe you didn't listen to me. You totally missed the big picture. No, 163 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,080 man, this is the big picture. We only live for so long. 164 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,320 We don't want to look back on our lives and realize we didn't enjoy it to the 165 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,540 fullest. You'll see, man. 166 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,940 There's nothing like being out on the water, wind in your hair, all the cares 167 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:36,520 the mainland behind you. What cares, Jimmy? Your life is completely devoid of 168 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,900 any responsibility. There are dandelions who care more about their future. 169 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,520 Guys, come on. Let's just have fun on the boat. 170 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,080 Look, look, it's got a horn. 171 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,560 I'm sure Jimmy will have it working in no time. 172 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:53,140 You know why you have a problem with this boat, Greg? 173 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,020 Because you don't understand fun. Yeah, you're determined to walk through life 174 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,140 with a stick up your butt. 175 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:02,480 Unless that turned out to be fun. Then, of course, well, you take it out. 176 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,980 I just think grown men should think about their future. That's all. You know 177 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,800 something? I am sick of you judging me. 178 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,240 I bought a boat. It's my money. I'll do with it what I want. 179 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,660 Yeah? Well, it's my yard. 180 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,400 Move your damn boat. Yeah, fine. 181 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,700 I will. 182 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,480 Christine, put your top back on. We've got to push the boat out in the street. 183 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,090 How's the boat coming along? 184 00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:56,270 Oh, it's almost done. 185 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:57,950 I thought the only thing left to do was think of a name. 186 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:00,070 What's up? 187 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:01,890 Nothing. We're just thinking up names for Jimmy's boat. 188 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:04,130 How about the NS Jimmy's an idiot? 189 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,910 Greg, when are you going to get over this boat stuff? 190 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:12,310 Oh, I'm over it. I love it. I love having that eyesore parked in front of 191 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,290 house. You're the one who made him move it out there. 192 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,490 Jimmy's doing everything he can to make this as easy on you as possible. 193 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,110 What the hell is this? 194 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 Jimmy Danker. 195 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,820 What? Yeah, he needed to clean it off and had all this weird green stuff 196 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:31,820 on it. 197 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,760 So we put it in our dishwasher? 198 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,560 See, I told him it was a bad idea, but look at this thing, huh? You could eat 199 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,560 off it. 200 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,320 Good, now our plates are covered in whale crap. 201 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,540 I can't believe Jimmy is so stupid. 202 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,940 When are you going to let this go? 203 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,260 So we didn't take your advice. Big deal. 204 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,680 And maybe Jimmy's values are different from yours. 205 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:58,460 Well, my values are better. My values got us a nice house, a nice car, 206 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:02,440 security, and overall a pretty nice life. Well, maybe Jimmy doesn't want 207 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,820 life. No, please. The only reason Jimmy wouldn't want my life is because he'd 208 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:08,800 have to support Jimmy. He'd be like a snake trying to eat his own tail. 209 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,600 Okay, look. 210 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,600 Buying the boat was a little crazy. It's something we never, ever would have 211 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,760 done. But who's to say we're right? 212 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,760 Maybe we just aren't frivolous enough. 213 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,780 What is that supposed to mean? 214 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,200 All we ever do with our money is put it away. 215 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,780 We never do anything fun with it. That's not true. 216 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,800 At the end of every year, we take all our statements, we lay them out on the 217 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,760 table, and we see how much interest we've earned. 218 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,200 How is that not fun? 219 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,440 Well, yeah, that's a hoot. 220 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:44,060 But I'm talking about spending our money on something exciting. 221 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:48,720 You know... No, Greg, it wouldn't kill you to be a little more frivolous. 222 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,320 Oh, I'll be a little more frivolous then. 223 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,860 Look, the sandwich, I think I'll be frivolous with it. 224 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,020 Why don't I just put it on top of my head and dance around a little? 225 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,880 Huh? Oh, this is fun. I'm having a great time. But is my family more secure? 226 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,620 No, who cares? I'm just being frivolous. 227 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:10,860 Okay. All I'm saying is a lot of people own boats, so there must be something to 228 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,220 them. And I'm going to keep an open mind about it. 229 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,580 Now... Would you make me another sandwich? This one's full of hair. 230 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,800 The boat is done. 231 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,720 Kim, you want to climb aboard for its maiden voyage? 232 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Definitely. 233 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Hey, Greg, look. 234 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,880 I know you don't understand the whole boat thing, but just let me have one 235 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,340 chance to prove to you how great it is. Jimmy. Come on, the babysitter's on the 236 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,340 way. You in? 237 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,260 Fine. Let's see what's so great about a stupid boat. 238 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,480 Greg, you're going to love this, man. I'm going to show you the time of your 239 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,480 life. 240 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,490 Jimmy, the boat looks amazing. You did such a good job fixing it up. It was a 241 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,490 labor of love. 242 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,330 The kids were here with us. 243 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:18,830 Well, it's the first time taking them out, so I didn't want them to be here in 244 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,749 case something went wrong. 245 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,270 What? What do you mean in case something went wrong? If something could go 246 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,390 wrong, why the hell are we here? 247 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:27,970 Relax. We've got three life vets, and if you drink fast enough, you can use that 248 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,190 keg as a flotation device. 249 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,110 What are you doing? Just drinking beer. 250 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:38,170 Hey, Greg, you want to take the wheel for a second? Oh, I knew it. We've been 251 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,170 out here 15 minutes, and you're sick of it already, aren't you? I was just 252 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,530 trying to be nice. Forget it, man. 253 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:44,550 Oh, my God. 254 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,250 Look. I see a dolphin. 255 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:47,590 Where? 256 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,509 Over there. 257 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,510 Let me see. 258 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:50,870 Oh, 259 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,530 cool. 260 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:54,229 Greg, check it out. 261 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,450 It's a stupid dolphin. 262 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,390 Come on. You love dolphins. 263 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,670 No, I don't. It's ridiculous. 264 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,790 What about that poster on your college dorm room? 265 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,480 That was a gift, okay? 266 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,220 Come on. Look. 267 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,440 Fine. Where is it? 268 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,820 It's not a dolphin. That's a piece of driftwood. 269 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,460 I think it's a dolphin. 270 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:20,040 Look, Kim, I think I know a dolphin when I see one. I slept underneath one for 271 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,040 four years. 272 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,620 I can prove it. Jimmy, take us over there. 273 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,440 Boy, Greg, you were lucky we were able to find something dry on board for you 274 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,440 wear, huh? 275 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,440 You're like an idiot. 276 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,200 Oh, come on, Greg. You look cool. 277 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,120 Like the little guy in the bottom of the fish tank. 278 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:47,460 You know, I've only seen you in baggy pants. I had no idea that your legs were 279 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,460 that skinny. 280 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,240 Kind of like from the cat in the bathtub. 281 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,280 Shut up. 282 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,140 Come on, Greg. You'll feel better once you get a good meal inside you. I'm not 283 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,540 going into a restaurant dressed in this wet suit. People are going to stare at 284 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,560 me. Oh, trust me. Nobody wants to stare at that. 285 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,100 I'm not going in. 286 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,510 Fine. Suit yourself. 287 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,230 Change your mind. We'll be inside. 288 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,829 Hey, 289 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,050 this is a private slip. 290 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,329 You've got to move your boat over there. 291 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,670 But this isn't my... I don't even know how to... 292 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:45,970 How you doing? 293 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,870 We'll be 294 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:29,990 right 295 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:34,030 back. 296 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:51,120 And by and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity. 297 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,720 Afternoon delight. 298 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,200 Cocktail of a midnight night. 299 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,760 That dreamy look in your eye gave me a tropical contact. 300 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,980 Way down in Oklahoma. 301 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,420 What kind of seafood do you guys think this is? 302 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,120 Calamari? 303 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,660 I think it's a sponge. 304 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,260 Like a sea sponge? 305 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,700 No, a kitchen sponge. 306 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:30,660 Hey, I just took the boat for a ride and it was great. 307 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,560 Wow, you took it out all by yourself? 308 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:36,120 I know, I was just going to move it, but once I got out there, the wind, the 309 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,380 freedom, it was amazing. 310 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,140 That's awesome, man. Yeah, we got to get the kids out here. We can take them 311 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,940 fishing and water skiing. We can take them over to Catalina Island. 312 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,430 Jimmy, you were right. 313 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,050 The boat is awesome. 314 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:52,770 I knew you'd come around, man. And remember you said you'd never have fun 315 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,850 boat. Yeah, I know. 316 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:55,850 I was wrong. 317 00:19:56,810 --> 00:20:00,190 Hey, remember when I said that no one would stare at you in that wetsuit? 318 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,690 I was wrong, too. 319 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,210 Hey, 320 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,690 so do you think it'd be all right if I drive it back? Sure, no problem. 321 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:11,970 Where'd you park it? 322 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 Right here. 323 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,480 I mean right here. 324 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,400 You did tie it off, didn't you? 325 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,140 What's that? 326 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,260 Oh, my God. Is that it out there? Where? 327 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,400 Oh, oh, oh. 328 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,720 Tied it off to the dock. Yes, of course I tied it off. 329 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,620 Somebody must have untied it. 330 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,240 Damn gangbangers. 331 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,860 I'll be in the car. 332 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,280 This is fun, isn't it, buddy? 333 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,480 Look at all these great boats we can play with in here. Here's a motorboat. 334 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,260 Here's a tugboat. 335 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,000 Chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga. 336 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,660 And here's a speedboat, just like the one we used to have. 337 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:08,240 Come on, buddy, I'm really trying here. 338 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,240 Stop it. It's just not the same. 339 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,760 I'm sorry. 340 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,880 I just felt bad. 341 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,660 I was trying to help out. 342 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,400 Greg? Yeah? 343 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,620 Try the motorboat again? 344 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,280 Now you're talking.